When the Over-Educated Reproduce

I fell in love with Az for many reasons, not least of which was the way he read the dictionary in the bathroom. I am not a fan of reading anything in the bathroom (I can’t get comfortable with the seat making a ring around my butt), but, for someone who does, there is a straightforward hunger for knowledge in choosing a dictionary. He never stops learning, and if nothing else currently intrigues him, he will happily spend a few minutes learning new words.

For years he teased me that our children would learn to write the same way humanity did: in Sumerian. I rolled my eyes at this, and he has since given it up. But JellyBean is a booklover, and the last few months has shown a special interest in my cookbooks and Daddy’s paleontology books. She looks at these with us, and I keep my explanations simple, remembering that she is only three. “That’s a blueberry pie,” I say, and she happily learns the names of all the different fruits and foods pictured.

Az is more ambitious. Jellybean sits in his lap every evening to be read to. Sometimes she brings a large anthropology textbook called Peoples of the Past, and turns through the pages as Az explains each photo to her. By now she has most of the pictures memorized. “The Venus of Brassen-Pouille!” she announces happily. “A Harlan’s ground sloth!” she says again, a few pages later. I have stopped looking at this book with her, because she knows more about it than I do.

She has already outpaced me, and she is only three.

When she identifies parts of the human skeleton, Az merely glows and looks smug. Of course, his daughter would do such things. To JellyBean, Daddy’s books simply present possibilities for great games.

She raced through the study before bedtime, jumping and making Sweetpea giggle. “I’m a skull from Shanidar!” she declared, and leaped out of the room.

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  1. CereneOne

    Boy, you have your hands full already!

  2. Anonymous

    Locutus of Az says that’s spelled Brassempouy.

  3. Beck

    My house is like that, except my kids are really, really artsy and not so much with the smart.

  4. Veronica Mitchell

    The anonymous spelling corrector, in case you can’t tell, is Az himself.

  5. Antique Mommy

    I never cease to be amazed at what children are capable of learning. I am convinced we are born with photographic memories that diminish with time and the intrusion of adults.

  6. Anonymous

    I can’t get the comments to work. Anyway, your husband and kids are very cool, plus, your husband has the french pronunciation down pat, he gets an A+.
    meredith

  7. Jennifer

    Wow you people are impressive. I might have to send my son to spend a summer with Az the Remarkable Teacher.

  8. Pieces

    Humbling.

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Az make an appearance before. How fitting that he arrived to correct a word that none of the rest of us would know was misspelled.