Comments on: The Crappiest Birthday Ever

By: Pieces

Pieces — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:19:14 +0000

That birthday sucks in every conceivable way.

My kids and I love homestar runner and many of the lines in it have become recurrent family jokes. If you haven’t seen it yet, check out the welcome video.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/firsttime.html

By: Kelley

Kelley — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:33:43 +0000

Just wanted to say hi and that I really enjoy reading your blog. I am a 911 dispatcher in South Dakota and I read your blog on a regular basis!

By: chilihead

chilihead — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:11:29 +0000

This cracks me up every. single. time.

Snoopy and Charlie Brown

By: Antique Mommy

Antique Mommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:06:08 +0000

Happy birthday SIL - so very sorry about your troubles! In the meantime, this always cracks me up: http://strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/analogies.html

By: Melanie

Melanie — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:53:31 +0000

Sister, Happy Birthday. Think of it like this- at least it’s better than Pauly Shore.

By: Courageous Grace

Courageous Grace — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:32:23 +0000

I am also wishing your sister a happy birthday, and my gift:

A brunette is jumping up and down on a railroad track saying “21″ each time she jumps. A blonde walks up to her, looks curious, and starts jumping on the railroad tracks saying “21″. After a couple of minutes, the brunette steps off of the tracks just as a train comes by and hits the blonde. The brunette gets back on the tracks after the train is gone and starts jumping again saying “22.”

And my other favorite:

A blonde is sitting in a rowboat in a wheat field. Another blonde walks by and upon seeing her yells “It’s blondes like you who give blondes like me a bad name. And if I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”

By: poppy fields

poppy fields — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:57:39 +0000

Correction…cakewrecks.blogspot.com…it’s pretty funny

By: poppy fields

poppy fields — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:55:19 +0000

Wishing your sister a very Happy Birthday!

I came across a funny website in Italian Trivia’s blog comments…

cakewrecks.com

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:07:06 +0000

Well that should win an award for crappiest birthday ever. At least the rest of the year should be great in comparison.

I haven’t got any blond jokes for you, but my three-year-old’s favorite joke of the moment should remind her of the many of joys of her own sons:

“Hey Mommy! Smell my butt.” (raucous laughter ensues)

By: Sue

Sue — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:02:03 +0000

Oh, YIKES. I don’t know any blonde jokes. Or possibly I know some and just can’t remember them because, you know, I’m blonde. But HAPPY BIRTHDAY Veronica’s SIL! Down with Syphilis