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May
He is a simple man, really
“This is so great. We have not gone out alone together in over a year. I’m sorry I didn’t have time to put on make-up.”
“That’s okay. You look nice.”
“My shirt shows a lot of cleavage. Does that make up for it?”
“Cleavage makes up for A LOT.”
Karen @ Simply A Musing Blog
Isn’t it nice to be married to someone so easy to please?
Tracey
Sounds just like mine!
Melanie
Truer words were never spoken. We went to an evening wedding a couple of weeks ago. One night while I was contemplating my closet in preparation for the event Jeff said to me, “Hey, if you wanted to let your boobs hang out that would be okay with me.” Which meant he’d like to see some cleavage, please. I complied with his wishes because I am nothing if not a accommodating, submissive wife. Also, the cleavage rarely gets out these days.
Leann
I love it! Memorial Day, we went to see a movie and I was trying to figure out what to wear. I picked up a tee shirt with the Blow Pop logo on it and asked, “Do you think this will be too tight?” Husband said, “It’s cute. Try it on.” I did and was a little concerned by the tightness. He said, “I think you should wear it” and had that look on his face. I said, “Why, because it hugs my boobs?” He said, “Yeah, it makes your boobies look big.” As if they aren’t already big enough! Men…
gretchen from lifenut
I have no cleavage, even when nursing. Pancakes.
My man is a leg man. I can look totally frumpy, but if I show a little leg he turns into a 14-year-old boy.
Maxime
Men are SO easy to please… Sounds like my man!
Kelly @ Love Well
And you’re not even nursing yet.
Shalee
So when he said you looked nice, he wasn’t really referring to your face, was he?
Excellent use of distraction!
Minnesotamom
SOOOO funny!
Heidi
I wonder sometimes why I even bother buying makeup and stuff. Or talking, since my husband will sometimes reach out in the middle of conversation and grab my boob.
Uh, hello? I was talking about something?
Beck
Ha! Send my husband home RIGHT NOW!
Kelly
“Simple man.” Redundant.
Pieces
This is great! Sounds just like my house. Except his first words would be “Hunh? What? Were you saying something?”
poppy fields
LOL! and you got to go out, hope you had a great time.
zchamu
Hah, love men!
Leigh
I think I have had this exact same conversation with my husband. LOL
edj
Mine is constantly telling me that I have no idea what passes for low-cut these days.
Jill
Simple…aren’t they all.
Bethany
That sounds like my hubby. I read it to him and we had a good laugh. My unmarried brother-in-law wanted in on the secret…and then I got all shamefaced!! He persisted on knowing what was so funny and I finally told him he had to be married first! I’m a prude…
With a hubby who also appreciate cleavage.
Bon
i have more cleavage these days than i know what to do with. perhaps this explains why Dave has been so tolerant.
Miscellaneous From Missy
Ha! Cleavage makes up for a lot around my house, too!
Julie
LOL! That was funny! Sounds like something that would happen around our house, too.
Julie
angela michelle
yep