Candy Is Soooo Last Year

What does a fashionable young preschooler want as a reward for sitting on the potty?

Why, for her mother to draw a mustache on her face with an eyebrow pencil, of course!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.  Prepare to die.

Also, my 5MFP post is up, in which I say nice things about Az the Husband.

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20 Responses to “Candy Is Soooo Last Year”

  1. Tracey

    That has got to be the funniest thing today. The kids ran over to see what made me laugh so hard. Thanks! ~:-D

  2. Alison

    Ha! I hope Mr. Blue is as easy to please (we are going to try more serious training in a few weeks.)

  3. Elle

    Okay, that was the laugh out loud funny that this day needed. Thankyouverrrymuch.

  4. Kit

    Way cooler than candy!
    We love that quote too! My children were going around quoting it for days after they watched Princess Bride. OUr five year old said it in a very sweet voice , which made it even funnier.

  5. Coralie

    It never ceases to amaze me what motivates, or fails to motivate, a child.

  6. Dana~Are We There Yet?

    Priceless! What a great photo and fun story that you know she’ll want you to tell in great detail to all potential suitors. ;-)

  7. Tonggu Momma

    You are wonderful. I admit it, you are better than I am. But I am smiling because I know something you don’t know. I… am not left-handed.

    (Actually, I am left-handed, but Inigo was not.)

  8. Amanda

    That’s hilarious — and a great idea!

  9. Kimberly

    Hysterical.
    What makes it even funnier is that I read your blog in Google Reader, and it was hysterical (even the PB quote) even though it didn’t have the picture attached.
    She looks like she is ready to sail off and get into some mischief!
    And “5min”? Well worth a read for any of you who haven’t!

  10. Robbin K

    Oh my. I wish my son were so easy to please. I had to pull out the chocolate or there was not a chance he would have been potty-trained by 4.

  11. Linda

    I love your blog!

  12. Kelley

    Any blog that references The Princess Bride is okay with me.

  13. Cyndi

    That is the funniest thing I have seen or heard for a long time!

  14. Monica

    That is so absolutely hilarious!!! I should have thought of that one when I was potty training my girls!

  15. Jeana

    Oh my. What mustache? I can’t get away from the big gorgeous eyes and the munchable cheeks.